{"id":184,"date":"2026-09-24T22:43:42","date_gmt":"2026-09-24T22:43:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lostandfounddept.ca\/?page_id=184"},"modified":"2026-09-25T21:33:41","modified_gmt":"2026-09-25T21:33:41","slug":"the-archives","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/lostandfounddept.ca\/?page_id=184","title":{"rendered":"THE ARCHIVES"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\" style=\"margin-top:-100px;margin-bottom:20px\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"681\" src=\"https:\/\/lostandfounddept.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/6587-edited-2-1024x681.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-91\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lostandfounddept.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/6587-edited-2-1024x681.png 1024w, https:\/\/lostandfounddept.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/6587-edited-2-300x199.png 300w, https:\/\/lostandfounddept.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/6587-edited-2-768x511.png 768w, https:\/\/lostandfounddept.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/6587-edited-2.png 1382w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-border-color has-vivid-red-border-color has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color has-special-elite-font-family has-normal-font-size wp-elements-1 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"border-style:solid;border-width:2px;margin-top:-10px;margin-bottom:0px;font-style:normal;font-weight:700\"><br>WELCOME TO THE ARCHIVES.<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-special-elite-font-family wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:10px;margin-bottom:-10px\">A collection of strange facts, forgotten oddities, and suspiciously useful useless information.<br>Every file has been checked by The Department.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-border-color has-vivid-red-border-color has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color has-special-elite-font-family has-normal-font-size wp-elements-2 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"border-style:solid;border-width:2px;margin-top:20px;font-style:normal;font-weight:700\">DEPARTMENT FILES<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-special-elite-font-family wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:10px;margin-bottom:-10px;font-style:normal;font-weight:700\">FILE NO. 001. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-special-elite-font-family wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:10px;margin-bottom:-10px\">Historically, vending machines have killed more Americans than sharks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color has-special-elite-font-family has-small-font-size wp-elements-3 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-left:var(--wp--preset--spacing--80);font-style:normal;font-weight:700\">STATUS: ON A SHIRT<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-special-elite-font-family wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:10px;margin-bottom:-10px;font-style:normal;font-weight:700\">FILE NO. 002. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-special-elite-font-family wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:10px;margin-bottom:-10px\">Nintendo is only one year younger than the Jack the Ripper murders.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color has-special-elite-font-family has-small-font-size wp-elements-4 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-bottom:-5px;margin-left:var(--wp--preset--spacing--80);font-style:normal;font-weight:700\">STATUS: ARCHIVED<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-content-justification-right is-layout-flex wp-container-core-buttons-is-layout-f66b4614 wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\" style=\"margin-top:0px\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-special-elite-font-family has-small-font-size has-custom-font-size wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/lostandfounddept.ca\/?product=archived-fact-t-shirt\">PUT THIS ON A SHIRT<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color has-special-elite-font-family has-small-font-size wp-elements-5 wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-left:var(--wp--preset--spacing--80);font-style:normal;font-weight:700\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">.                                                                   <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-special-elite-font-family wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:700\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-special-elite-font-family wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"font-style:normal;font-weight:700\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WELCOME TO THE ARCHIVES. A collection of strange facts, forgotten oddities, and suspiciously useful useless information.Every file has been checked by The Department. DEPARTMENT FILES FILE NO. 001. Historically, vending machines have killed more Americans than sharks. STATUS: ON A SHIRT FILE NO. 002. 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