WELCOME TO THE ARCHIVES.
A collection of strange facts, forgotten oddities, and suspiciously useful useless information.
Every file has been checked by The Department.
DEPARTMENT FILES
FILE NO. 001.
Historically, vending machines have killed more Americans than sharks.
STATUS: ON A SHIRT
FILE NO. 002.
Nintendo is only one year younger than the Jack the Ripper murders.
STATUS: ARCHIVED
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